CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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