$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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