Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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