Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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