Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
