yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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