I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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