Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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