Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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