i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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