I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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