At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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As shirtless as possible
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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