is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Enjoy the penises
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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