He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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