its not stalking. its research.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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