The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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