On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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