I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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