you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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