Kiss
Puke
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
In other news, I just burned my penis
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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