That's intense
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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