Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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