your room smells of hookers.
And success
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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