There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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