You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
