covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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