I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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