on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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