I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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