Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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