ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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