You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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