We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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