he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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