She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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