There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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