I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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