fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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