Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
