I'm lost and stupid without you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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