so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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