so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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