Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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