new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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