i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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