Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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