the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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