4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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