He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
birth control should be required to get into college
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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