Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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