Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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