my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
