I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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